Andrene Low - Author
My graduation piece for a presentation skills course was entitled, “Breeding before Forty” and garnered enough laughs that I was persuaded to take part in a rookies’ night at a local comedy club. I stayed on the professional stand-up circuit for three years. While doing stand-up I realized I wanted to write something longer. The result is my "Excess Baggage Series". "This Girl's Abroad" and "Mounted and Hung" are available through Amazon, with "Screwed for Money" due out mid-2016.
Sunday, 26 June 2016
The book is dead, long live the book.
Wednesday, 11 May 2016
So, what's your book about?
A lot of us have answered with “Ummm, well it’s, ah …” After this we’ll ramble on vaguely for far too long, leaving the person asking none the wiser for all the words we’ve just thrown at them. In my case, no two answers are ever the same.
There are plenty of theories as to what constitutes a good pitch. ‘Fifty words in 30 seconds’ is often touted as the perfect balance of content over brevity. But what I’m talking about here isn’t a pitch in the true sense. You’re not trying to get a publisher to accept your manuscript, you’re trying to get one person interested enough to know more about your book and to then go on to buy it.
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
My dirty little secret
Thursday, 11 December 2014
Where to from here
I can't work out if this is more or less nerve-wracking than when I sent the first book off to them.
Less nerve-wracking is actually knowing the person at the other end, whereas I'm now paranoid that the level of writing in this book isn't as good as the first. But I think that simply is paranoia. Maybe because I haven't had to sweat so much blood on this book. That's not because I haven't cared, but simply because I learned so much during the first book and some of that has definitely stuck.
Only time will tell. But I will update you when I hear from Rebel.
I'm not sure if I'll be back on here this side of Christmas, and so I'd like to wish everyone a happy Christmas and a fabulous New Year.
Let's do this again in 2015.
Axxx
Friday, 14 November 2014
7 Lovely Facts Blog Tour
I’ve been tagged by Cat Connor in the 7 Lovely Facts Blog tour.
"The next blogger, on the tour is supposed to list seven interesting facts that case a new light on the blogger him/herself." And then they're required to share some blog links of blogs they read. The final act is to pick on someone else and tag them.
Hmmm, thank you so much for this, ah, honour, Cat. I hope to repay you one day. Ten-fold!
But I’ll give it a whirl.
It would seem I’m generous. Well accordingly to my credit card statement I am. Shame shoes aren’t tax deductible like the charities I support. Unless? Note to self. Feature designer shoes in next book.
People tell me I’m loyal. But they’re my friends, they’re meant to say that. Aren’t they? What if they’re just being kind? Breaths deeply from paper bag before carrying on. What the hell, I’ll take it. I’ve still got 5 to go.
I’m kind to animals to the degree that Jasmine, my cat, damn near holds #1 spot in the household. I’ll also only eat free-range bacon, eggs and chicken. I’m not staunch enough to go vegetarian though.
While I’m a lazy arse when it comes to doing stuff for myself, I have endless energy when it comes to doing things for others. Witness the community of dust bunnies currently lurking behind the fridge.
I’ll share chocolate, right down to the last piece.
Two more! God forbid. Maybe I can split that one about Jasmine and bacon? Yep. That’s two in my world.
When people ask me to complete list thingees like this, I only bitch a little bit rather than tell them to bugger off.
Cat, you definitely owe me chocolate for this. Lots of it. On the upside, you now know I’ll share it with you.
Here are some blogs I read:
http://catconnor.blogspot.co.nz/
http://rebelepublishers.com/
http://www.wendywings.com/
I feel really guilty about tagging the next person (Oooh, I’m empathetic too. That makes 8 doesn’t it?) but I guess if I don’t, the Blog Tour will die. I therefore nominate Wendy Lester who’s currently got her plate full with an exceptionally early Christmas (due to family travelling over the silly season) and who’s also being kind enough to read an early draft of my novel “Mounted & Hung”. God forbid, now I feel really guilty!
Monday, 24 February 2014
So close I can smell it ...
I'm working on my bio and tidying up the synopsis for when the book goes live.
The bit I'm dreading the most is the head shot. I'm photo-phobic with a vengeance. Someone only has to produce a camera for my eyes to half close in readiness for blinking in time with the flash, my mouth drops making me look bloody miserable and I generally look as though rigor mortis is threatening to take over. Basically every photo looks like a passport shot.
I'm hoping the photographer is aware of all those tricks that help stretch out crows' feet, that flatten wrinkles and pummel crinkles. A bull-dog clip on the back of my neck might help. It's either that or wear a push up bra with enough padding that my boobs block out any age-related faults in my neck and jawline. Necklace! What necklace?
Thank god for friends who have amazing re-touching skills. I'm going to be so airbrushed that my head shot will look more like a painting than a photo. I'm going to be wind-tunnelled to hell and back.
Watch this space.
Sunday, 26 January 2014
Paint on, paint off ...
Bit quiet on the writing front of late. Been getting the house ready for sale. This has meant a lot of time on the end of a paint brush. Unfortunately up the top of a ladder rather than in front of an easel.
End is in sight though and then I'll be eager to write the scenes forming in my head whilst I've been bunging holes, sanding and painting.
On the upside, I did manage the almost final alts on This Girl's Abroad. That MS is now off for reading by three friends and formatting and proofing by editor.
Writing I'm talking about above is for the second book in the series.